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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Ignore Uncle Chuckles....at your own risk!



I would be really easy to have fun with the latest statment from 700 Club Major Domo M.G. "Pat" Robertson. Every year he come out with some sort of major "prediction." And this year, it's a doozy.

In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious
broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack
on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.


"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during
his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting
Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something
like that."


Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major
cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which
should take place sometime after September.


Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship
with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."


Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli
Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to
the Palestinians.
http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5884601&nav=1TjD

Wow!

Pat has been kinda right before. He DID say that Bush would win the election easily. I wonder if easily meant the bullshit we went through with the Supremes over those not-so-well hung chads.

And he mentioned the country would be hit by a big tsunami. But maybe he was confused, either he thought that the heavr rains in New England last year was the tsunami, or that the Cartoon Network dialy block of anime called Toonami would be a big hit (actually, if he predicted the latter, he would be dead on!).

So it would be at this time the earnest blogger would make some snide remark about taking what Pat said with a grain of salt. Or maybe the whole damn box of Mortons. Or you can make a snarky like snarkrette Wonketter made:

The criminal
Jesus Freak who praised the 9/11 attacks as being just what the USA deserved
(due to homosexuals and feminists) is now promising his own terror attack on
America — and this time, it’s Nuclear.
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/god/pat-robertson-plotting-nuclear-attack-on-america-225762.php

Hold the snark wonkee.....you may not be far from the mark.

We keep forgetting who runs the White House, and who has the Commander-in-Chimp on a string. The very same neo-Xian nutjobs who are attached to uncle Chuckles. The very same people who engineered the aftermath of 9/11. The very same people who may have even had a hand in it for thier own misguided purposes.

Think about it.....the neo had a rather bad November, ceding control of the Senate and the House to those Satanic liberals. The fear that these people have used to control the masses is ebbing. They definatly need a fresh dose of scardy to regain thier edge.

L.A. or Chicago wiped out should do that.

So maybe Uncle Chuckles might have inside information, though the source maybe lower than he mentioned.

Ok. This is a blog. My feelings. Nothing here's substanciated. And, if he is as.....let's say, mistaken, as he has been in the past, we can joke about him as we have since, say forever.

But, I gotta tell ya......after about 6 years of waiting for the other shoe to drop, I'll feel easy once the drip the ball in an intact Times Square on December 31, 2006.

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