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Thursday, December 14, 2006

NoNeck goes after Sheen; gets shorn

Question: do you think this is funny?

Well, I do. In fact I think it's hilarious.

So do about 20 million people who watch Two and a Half Men every blessed Monday night on CBS.

However, there is ONE person that not only found it not funny, but sacrilgeous and PROFANE! Can you guess who it is?

Two words: no neck.

CBS, Charlie Sheen bash Christ, Christmas and

My god, they hit the trifecta!!!!!

Charlie Sheen makes Joy to the World into a cheap sex song

Dear Donald,
CBS and actor Charlie Sheen have used the Christmas
season to ridicule and mock Christ, Christmas and Christians. CBS approved actor
Charlie Sheen’s vulgar adaptation of a favorite Christian Christmas carol. On
the December 11 program, the network included in their Two and a Half Men an
episode featuring Sheen singing about his sexual activity to the tune of the
traditional Christmas hymn "Joy to the World."

CBS and Sheen knew that the lyrics would greatly offend Christians, but
did not hesitate to air them.

The episode opens with series star Charlie (Sheen) singing:
“Joy to the world, I’m getting laid; I’m getting laid tonight. We’ll
light the yule log, deck the halls, and then we’ll play some jingle balls. It’s
been a real long wait – this is our second date! It’s Christmas Eve and I’m
getting laid.”

His housekeeper/cook comes in and asks:
“Hey, I’m mixing up the
egg nog. You want this broad lit up or just slightly glowing?” “Well,” Charlie
says, “let’s see, we’re celebrating peace on earth and good will towards all
mankind, so let’s get ‘er plowed!” “Hallelujah!” says the cook.Charlie returns
to singing, “Glo-oh-oh-oh-oh-ria, tonight I’m boinking Gloria!” CBS
punctuates every single line with a laugh track.

Take Action
Such actions send a signal from CBS and Hollywood: “It’s
ok to bash Christians, their religion and their God.” If you are tired of this
bigotry from CBS and Hollywood, please take action and then forward this to your
friends and family.
Click here to send an email to CBS.
Forward this to your
friends and family.

Donny dear.....has it come to this? Have you become so target bankrupt that you are now picking on Charlie Sheen basically being........Charlie Sheen?

It's not enough that you are playing the War on Xmas card, asking your 3.5 million sheeple (and who knows how much that number is inflated since you will not release your official records) to boycott the GAP. But now you are down to aiming your lance at an innocuous joke.

No Christians were bashed, Christmas was not defiled, it was just a batchelor man thinking about his latest conquest. Now if you work on that angle, fine. But this is the equivilant to one of those Southern California STORMWATCHES that stations call for after two drops of rain fall in Tujunga.

You, Dr, Wildmon, have gone below a joke...because with a joke you can at least laugh at it. You have indeed, sir, begun to refelect the true meaning and spirit of the word pathetic.

Oh, and an aside to the anchor that precedes the clip: I know that Mississippi created some wonderful, beautiful women. But since Delta Burke left, is this.....what's left? Lady, take some advice from Delta...if you are going to be a BBW, do NOT forget the second B!


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