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Monday, March 20, 2006


Wherein we keep ya posted on that no-necked keeper of morals from the backwoods of Mississippi, Donald Wildmon of the American Family ASSociation.

As you know, the last we saw of NoNeck, he was gloting that he manage to extort, through the FCC, over $3,000,000 from TV stations around the country for showing about 45 seconds worth of stuff kids are doing anyway...

Now remember that scene in the original "Longest Yard," where, after Burt Reynolds flies a perfect forward pass in the general direction of Mike Henry's balls, he thought it would be fun to do excatly the same thing again? (Mike has always been a willing foil for Burt..) Well, guess what NoNeck is up to with NBC? After having the Peacock bowdown to NoNeck and his zombies, he's at it again, this time going after Las Vegas"

I can see it now...."Take Jimmy Caan off, or we'll make your life a living hellllllll! Deal......or No Deal?"

(Of coure, considerting Mr. Caan's alleged associations, I wouldn't try..)

I think it would be a good idea to show the guys at the Montecito some love:

Also, NoNeck does not want tout to know about SEX! You have probably seen ads like this in magazines across the country: Well one appeared in Reader Digest, and no NoNeck is instructing the zombies to harass publisher Thomas Ryder until he pulls the ads. He has not. Good for him.

By the way, note the call to action:

NoNeck can't even bring himself to say the freaking word!

Finally, when buying a new car, consider a Ford. This is why:

The best way to support Ford in this is to buy a car, and tell the dealer you are doing this to thumb your nose at NoNeck and the zombies. To help you out:

Also you can let Ford know that you support them in this:

In United States:Phone:800-392-3673800-232-5952 (TDD for the Hearing Impaired)Mail:Ford Motor CompanyCustomer Relationship CenterP.O. Box 6248Dearborn, MI 48126Hours of Operation:8:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. (Monday-Friday)

More as it becomes available.....


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